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Archie McPhee – Accoutrements Bacon Scented Mustache

Last updated on August 4, 2019

Product Features

  • Like some weird, macho mad scientist, we took the two most masculine things we could think of (mustaches and bacon) and mixed them into one super product. This carded 4" (10.2 cm) wide mustache with adhesive backing is made of lifelike synthetic hair and smells like bacon. The perfect thing to wear while woodworking, fishing or internalizing your emotions.
Price: $4.30
You Save: $4.09
(as of 08/25/2019 11:23 UTC - Details)

Product Description

Like some weird, macho mad scientist, we took the two most masculine things we could think of (mustaches and bacon) and mixed them into one super product. This carded 4″ (10.2 cm) wide mustache with adhesive backing is made of lifelike synthetic hair and smells like bacon. The perfect thing to wear while woodworking, fishing or internalizing your emotions. Illustrated sleeve.



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