Last updated on August 8, 2019
- HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY MRS. CLAUS - Legend says that Mrs. Claus has a strict rule that there will be no jollies for St. Nick until he cleans up with Santa's Filthy Sack Wipes. She can handle him spreading joy all night long, but draws a line in the snow at plopping his dirty bag by her fireplace afterwards.
- TRAVEL SIZE TO "SLEIGH" GERMS ANYWHERE - FACT: A sack doesn't have to look filthy to be filthy. Holiday cheer will screech to a halt if someone generously shares their Christmas cooties with you and yours. Bring a compact pack of these antibacterial wipes along wherever the season of giving takes you, so your holidays aren't ruined by an extra dirty sack. NOVELTY USE ONLY, NOT FOR SENSITIVE SKIN
- HILARIOUS CHRISTMAS GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS - Inspire a bowlful of belly laughs with a festive novelty gift. Shock even the sourest of souls into explosive laughter with this silly package of Santa's Filthy Sack Antibacterial Wipes.
- THIS CRAZY GIFT IS NAUGHTY AND NICE - Not only is this weird gift for teens and adults sure to having everyone in stitches, it's also filled with powerful, germ-fighting antibacterial wipes. Hysterical and handy will make a you a gift-giving legend!
- A FUNNY NOVELTY GIFT FOR ANY HOLIDAY OCCASION - Santa's Sack Wipes are a hilarious surprise addition to gift baskets, hostess gifts, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They're also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
Santa’s Filthy Sack Wipes
Ho, Ho, Hold My Sack
Ole St. Nick’s got something super special in his bag of goodies…Santa’s Filthy Sack Wipes!
It’s no secret that Father Christmas gets around, and when a dude makes that many midnight house calls, his sack is bound to be covered in obscene amounts of grime. Keep a festive pack of Santa’s Filthy Sack Wipes on hand during the holidays in case you touch a muck-covered bag of fun. Sanitizing your surfaces is both naughty and nice with these powerful, germ-fighting antibacterial wipes.
Goofy Christmas Novelty Gift for Friends and Family
Santa’s Filthy Sack Antibacterial Wet Wipes are perfect for anyone with a sense of humor that always makes the naughty list. This crazy friend gift for teens and adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to December birthday gift bags, care packages, or thinking of you gifts for adults and teens.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY